1001 and one things to do in your underwear

Have more pumpkin pie and put on larger underwear.

 

play foosball

 

Practice holding a sword between your butt cheeks while walking around the room

 

Slay Dragons.

 

build a castle with a deck of cards

 

stack cups

 

get a tattoo of a lawn mower

 

change my oil

 

scrap off shrooms from undies and eat them, while in shroomy undies.

 

dust the tops of your feet

 

drive transport

 

have a snowball fight outdoors...

 

bungee jump

 

Bluff on a million dollar pot in Texas Holdem

 

go visit yer neighbors...

 

make a pizza

 

go outside and hit on women by touching them with your buldge as an ice breaker

 

surf

 

paint the fence

 

I always wait so long to do laundry that I usually do laundry in my underwears