1001 and one things to do in your underwear

Lobby your state legislators.

 

dance infront of the mirror

 

Throw tacos at homeless people.

 

think pink.

 

Contemplate the purpose of the "play hole" in the front of tighty whiteys.

 

...Sit Here And Think Up Devious Replys To "FlyinButtBro's" ....Intelligent....Well Thought Out Posts...!!! ***WAIT UP*** ...... "Bro'sFlyinButt".. Has Never Ever Made Such A Post..(no, never ever)........And I Haven't Worn Underwear In @#$..Years....(no, never ever)....Ewwwwwwwwww..(visualise an emerging image here folks)..........




Yours.....Not Realising A Simple..... So Called "Harmless Post"......Could So Easily... Evolve Into A....Complex.... Hotbed.... Of Lies....Nudity....And Reputation Destroying....Scandal...........!!!

Glen.

 

Smuggle cameras into "R" rated movies

 

try pointing at everything in your room. and calling out their names as you point.
*point* mouse. *point* switch *point* hanger. *point* bottle. *point* paper. *point* blanket. *point* door. *point* pillow. *point* condoms *point* book. *point* purse. *point* cd's. *point* socks. *point* wall. *point* speakers. *point* fake flower. *point* make up. *point* floor. *point* ceiling. *point* keyboard. *point* chair. *point* purse again.. *point* radio *point* brush. *point*

 

Drink a Heineken...or any other beer that won't taste nearly as good, if that's your style.

 

Start a revolution through interpretive dance.

 

stamp your hands in wet cement

 

no handed pushups

 

Sit Here In Front Of My Puuuter Screen.......Typing Till I Smell Smoke Wafting From The Keyboard.......With Only One Goal In Life......And Thats To Win The "Last To Post Wins" Thread............"WAIT UP"......Just Realised ...I'm In The 1001 Things To Do In Your Underwear Thread........Whooooooops.......I Don't Own Any Underwear......Which Means Gentle Readers... Your Reading A Post Typed By A Guy With A Glass Of Red Wine In One Hand.....And Operating The Keyboard With The Other...........TOTALLY NAKED............ Sensitive Readers Need Not Be Offended.........I Do Not Have A Third Hand.......



Cheers Glen.

 

Beg to moderate the Forum Games.......

 

get married

 

play the sickest thrash metal concert in history.



- but that would also require a cape.

 

silently stalk Ted Nugent with a Nerf bazooka.

 

make foam at the nerf factory. blue collar undies.

 

photocopy your ass

 

Direct traffic at a busy intersection.