1001 and one things to do in your underwear

Stand in front of a mass genocide memorial.

 

Throw up........

 

Call over the neighbors and hold an old fashioned barn raising

 

Well Just So Happens.....I Have Some "Very Cute" Neighbours........So Were They To Arrive When I Was In My Underwear........I'm Sure It Wouldn't Be Just The "Barn Roof" Getting A "Raise".....




Yours..In A Potentially Embarrasing Situation.....

Glen.

 

Pitch a tent at Glen's place.....

 

Buy a magazine subscription.

 

gamble with guys name Guido and Mac.

 

go out caroling in the neighborhood.......

 

play dice on the street corner

 

Steal cop cars.

 

Bilk 'em, Dano!

 

Join a cult

 

start a gang

 

Play with your Christmas presents.

 

Take pictures of horses humping.

 

look at the construction men eat their lunch

 

Slay nine dragons.

 

Offer school children candy from your van.

 

dispose of body parts at the river

 

Connect whatever dots you can find.