1001 and one things to do in your underwear

Come to my place for the great underpants gathering of 2007.

 

Pose for People Magazine.

 

make condom balloons.

 

pick apples off a tree

 

Count all the hairs on your body by pulling them out one by one.

 

give the compost a turning over.

 

Translate all Jessica Simpson's lyrics into Klingon

 

sit on the porch swing, just a swangin......

 

Fight discrimination against people who choose to leave the house in their underpants.

 

figure out the old saying "greener than the pee stains in an irishman's underwear".

 

Kill a curious cat.

 

Make yourself a vest, short pants, hat, collared shirt, and sandals out of your other underpants and make a dinner reservation at a really nice restaurant. Oh, and a tie.

 

Tell people you don't lke them.

 

scratch no mans land (area of rocky plains between balls and anus)

 

take part in a parade

 

Go to Jail, Go directly to jail, Do not pass go, Do not collect $200

 

Complete your ensemble with a lamp shade.

 

buy a pet tarantula

 

i justttt realized that after all this time.. i've been reading it like

"1001 things to do in your underwear..."

>>>give yourself a purple nurple

 

leave pee stains in an Irishmans underwear.