1001 and one things to do in your underwear

Distribute free AOL trial CDs to the Amish.

 

Carve local trees to resemble totum poles.

 

make bugs bunny shaped pancakes

 

Bottle air for the coming apocalypse

 

Name your dustbunnies

 

dye your dust bunnies

 

Rewrite the Quran, replacing the characters with those from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

 

scratch like there is no tomorrow

 

turn the toga party into an underwear party

 

Try to grow a human in a pickle jar.

 

Line dance.

 

Realize that 1001 and one is actually 1002

 

Say whats up to everybody I see.

 

Go to a professional basketball game

 

Rent a go cart and drive like a drunken maniac.

 

make cookies for the PTA meeting

 

Squeal with glee every time someone says "the".

 

Quote Ayn Rand every time somebody says the syllable "-ing".

 

Christmas shop.

 

Donate sex to homeless winos.