1001 and one things to do in your underwear

dip pickles in cream cheese. while listening to blink 182.

 

Fill the pockets of all your roommate's clothes with raisins.

 

Go to work and sew the the sleeves closed on all your coworkers jackets.

 

Glue buttons to your head.

 

count how many fingers you have 10 times.

 

grow sugar cane

 

Turn the stereo up full, put on some dark sunglasses and dance to "That Old Time Rock 'n Roll"

 

wrap christmas presents

 

climb the christmas tree in the dark.....

 

replant cacti

 

Have your own sports commentary radio show. "Nappy-headed Hoes!"

 

mow the lawn.......

 

Hide the cat toy

 

Clean out the birdbath.

 

stockpile food ​

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Prank call people pretending you're the cookie monster.

 

make lemonade ​

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Try to construct a makeshift remote control out of drinking straws.

 

Alter the course of history by inventing the self cleaning diaper.

 

Email A Leading..Prestige..Underware Company, And Offer Your Body As Their "Model...Poster...Billboard...Pinup Boy"...........



Yours ,In The Promotion Of "Upmarket Underkerdunkers"......

Glen.

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....Please Note.......In Order To Avoid Any Possible Legal Repercussions..... This Invitation Does Not Include Crummyrummys Body Nor Anything Even Remotely Resembling It......