1001 and one things to do in your underwear

Watch game shows and get angry at people who can't answer easy questions.

 

Sit in the audience of a gameshow. Flash the camera whenever it pans over you.

 

host a gameshow and squirt any contestant with a correct answer with a watergun, and wrong answerers with a firehose.

 

Liberate the bovines.

 

ride a mechanical bull

 

Wrap yourself in a blanket and wonder why you're so cold.

 

hand toss pizza crusts

 

walk around in the snow

 

name other peoples children

 

play air geetarr.............

 

Go door-to-door trying to get people to join your cult.

 

underwrite 1000 auto insurancce policies.

 

Breed coyotes.

 

learn sign language.

 

bake cookies......

 

teach a kid to skip rocks

 

Grease yourself up and slide around on the kitchen floor.

 

ride a floor buffer

 

petition your representives in government

 

Learn the art of self massage.