1001 and one things to do in your underwear

hit a bucket of golf balls at the drive range

 

go to speakers corner

(a Toronto thing)

 

Escape from Toronto in a van full of syrup.

 

Stand behind shroom_land, wave occasionally and then look at your friends and laugh like this:

"ahyuk hyuk....huh huh.....huh"

Also start some hillarious gestures but don't actually make them, instead chicken out after an awkward burst of movement and then resort to the previously mentioned laugh. Remember to keep glancing at your friends for approval.

 

Frame Bruce Willis for murder

 

Buy one of those metallic pinwheels and attempt to gift it to a foreigner on the trolly.

 

move in with a cat lady

 

say a bunch of tounge twisters on a bus.

 

Be what Willis was talking about.

 

Build a cardboard box fort

 

Strut

 

stalk a wild hog

 

beat your meat...........lmfao

 

Feign interest in what a telemarketer has to say.

 

Resist the urge to cover up.

 

flicker the lights on and off.

 

Sit in a tree

 

construct a secret passage

 

Fill your room mate's shoes with petroleum jelly.

 

Sleep!