1000 Ways to Use a Dildo!

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  1. Kamran

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    128. Eye-Poker.
     
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    129. cork
     
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    130. door stopper
     
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    131. Pez-dispenser.
     
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    132. Mayonnaise dispenser.
     
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    133. Detachable Penis.
     
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    134. Meat tenderizer
     
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    135:tie a bunch together, rev them up and have a massage mat.
     
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    136. Ski-poles.
     
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    137. tie a bunch up and make a raft
     
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    138. Fill them with helium and sell them as balloons.
    139. Tie those balloons to a chair and make a flying machine.
    140. Drop dildoes on people like bombs
    141. Sharpen them to burst the dildo balloons so you can come back down.
    142. Use a dildo as a grappling hook to pull yourself down safely.
     
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    387. doughnut/bagel holder
     
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    144. Football!
     
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    388. Toilet paper/paper towel holder
     
  15. Kamran

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    146. Get a bunch of them so you can practice counting :mad:
     
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    694. inside of a baby bottle washer
     
  17. Manservant Hecubus

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    148: Paint red and stand up-right in your living room corners for good Feng Shui.
     
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    149. chair/table legs
     
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    150. Use them for juggling.
     
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    8f3. cat toy
     

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