100 things to do with squirrels

make them clean out the gutters..

 

Stick them to the front of a homemade birthday card.

 

fart on them

 

Give them hats and names like Lester, Sal, and Colonel George Washington Furry Face.

 

date them, have a relationship with them, have them dump you and go tell your therapist all abuut it.

 

Create the World Animal Fighting Federation! Pitting Squierrel against Beaver in a fight for the championship title!

 

Needed materials

1.Peanuts scattered all over the back yard.
2. 10 gauge pump shotgun w/ laser sight.
3.A whole box of # 1 express load.

The object of the game is to see who can tell the difference between bits of bone and bits of peanuts.

 

squirrell biscuits and gravy.

 

mmm and frozen squirrell meat for the dog..

 

put braces on them, Squirell lightening rod

 

enslave em and have build a 200:1 scale model of the Jaj Mahal.

 

make boots out of there skins...

 

make em give Bedlam massages.

 

make chain mail of their teeth

 

make em eat cake!!!!

 

Eat them in cake

 

trade them to a giant for magic beans.

 

By 100 and use them at the dogsled races in Alaska

 

put them on an island and have them vote each other off

 

Talk to it like you would a shrink (people will think you crazy)