100 things to do with squirrels

lol.......i love those little tree rodents, and felt really bad when I ran over one two years ago.....


Capture a whole bunch of em and dye them all different bright flourescent colours, then put them back where you caught them.

 

stew them..

 

press, batter and deep fry em, then put em on a stick

 

get them to fetch the mail..

 

genetically modify their brains to make them into supergenius squirrels who will assist me in my quest for world domination.

 

Send them in to bring the gerbil back out.

 

get them to clean the oven..

 

twirl them, curl them up, and hurl them at girls

 

take them to the rubbish tip..

 

take them to a fancy restaurant for dinner

 

get them to wash the car..

 

give them a manicure, pedicure, massage, haircut and makeover

 

keep them in the fridge..

 

build a temple to worship them in.

 

feed them hot chocolate..

 

dip them in chocolate and serve them to politicians

 

place them in the bin..

 

try to set them up on blind dates with owls.

 

Take them fishing!

 

use them as boomerangs