100 things to do with squirrels

make em perform anal cunnininlinguis on bedlam

 

cook them and feed them to Crummyrummy everyday for 16 years..

 

eat em raw.

 

take them to the hotel for a beer..

 

Teach them to dance to the tune of the Canadian National Anthem.

 

use them as models in a painting called "Squirrels Playing Poker"

 

feed em to unsuspecting vegetarians.

 

take them to a casino to run a muck..

 

boy band material

 

turn them into house cleaning slaves..

 

make em rock stars

 

give them to family members for x'mass..

 

rent em scooters

 

sell them to McDonalds..

 

teach em sign language

 

get the dog to chase them..

 

teach them to hunt dogs.

 

teach them to tap-dance..

 

Watch where they hide their nuts, then move them all around as a practical joke.

 

Put them in BlackGuard's bedroom..