100 things to do with squirrels

put a stick in their but and use them to dust of leonardo dicaprio's awards

 

make em fight,and take bets on who'd win

 

serve them up with hollandaise sauce

 

send em to bartending school.

 

send them for tap dancing classes

 

put them in the neighbours roof..

 

make em union representatives

 

....make squirrel porn & sell it in the subway.

 

teach em to yodel.

 

works for cats im sure it'll work for squirrels too

 

tender loving care

 

two words....
Macarena Marathon.

 

put it in your pants and walk around in public. Then yell at people when they stare. Sing Yankee Doodle while you're at it.

 

Make them your heirs.

 

Test a catapult with 'em.

 

let them move into you home..

 

test experimental drugs on them.

 

give them a tax file number..

 

bore them with my problems.

 

Put them in Crummyrummy's car..