100 things to do with squirrels

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  1. crummyrummy

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    fuck the flea circus, SQUIRRELL CIRCUS!!!!!!!
     
    crummyrummy, Jan 28, 2005
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  3. Ash_Freakstreet

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    Drop them from the leaning tower of pisa to see if the chubbier ones really hit the ground first.
     
    Ash_Freakstreet, Jan 28, 2005
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  5. crummyrummy

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    sell em on ebay.
     
    crummyrummy, Jan 28, 2005
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  7. Ash_Freakstreet

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    insert firecrackers inside their little arseholes... and light 'em up.
     
    Ash_Freakstreet, Jan 28, 2005
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  9. crummyrummy

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    bongs, squirrell bongs
     
    crummyrummy, Jan 28, 2005
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  11. Ash_Freakstreet

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    kill them and dump them on a peta member

    j/k
     
    Ash_Freakstreet, Jan 28, 2005
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  13. Kione

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    Train them to steal the lettuce of people's subs.
     
    Kione, Jan 28, 2005
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  15. crummyrummy

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    teach em to cook falafel
     
    crummyrummy, Jan 29, 2005
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    pre-soak them before laundering
     
    Peregrine, Jan 30, 2005
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  19. crummyrummy

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    squirrell powered freight trains
     
    crummyrummy, Jan 30, 2005
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  21. Ash_Freakstreet

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    Use them as an alternate source of energy after we exhaust all oil.
     
    Ash_Freakstreet, Jan 30, 2005
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  23. crummyrummy

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    put them in little cowboy costumes and teach em to drive cattle.
     
    crummyrummy, Jan 30, 2005
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  25. Ash_Freakstreet

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    Put them in a cowboy suit and send them to the white house...
     
    Ash_Freakstreet, Jan 30, 2005
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  27. crummyrummy

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    drop em in molten brass and mount em, then give em out as "best of" awards at the egyptian motion picture arts awards.
     
    crummyrummy, Jan 31, 2005
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  29. prism

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    make some squirrel burgers.
     
    prism, Feb 1, 2005
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  31. crummyrummy

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    sew em into hemp sacks and have hackey squirrells
     
    crummyrummy, Feb 1, 2005
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  33. sooty_the_kat

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    put them in the tree mulcher
     
    sooty_the_kat, Feb 1, 2005
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  35. sooty_the_kat

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    set them alight
     
    sooty_the_kat, Feb 1, 2005
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  37. clockworkorangeagain

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    race them against pythons!
     
    clockworkorangeagain, Feb 1, 2005
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  39. crummyrummy

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    give them to sooty. she knows what to do!!!!
     
    crummyrummy, Feb 1, 2005
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