Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by Ash_Freakstreet, Jan 14, 2005.
teach them to clean the house, cook, feed you, and fetch the remote
one word, sex
Teach them the chicken dance
juggling.
use them as a mop
Juggaloing
make em into salt and pepper shakers.
tie little bombs to their bellies and send them on suicide bombing missions
Teach the other Squirrels to wage a war on terrorism
hypnotise them and make em think they are chickens
make miniature F-14s and institute a top-nut program to train squirrels to fly them
train them to play chess
Kick them in the pink bits
use them as toilet paper
Dip them in Praise creamy mayonaise
Throw 'em on the barbie (as in b-b-q)
make em United Nations delegates
make them act in porn movies
stuff em in Ash's dresser drawers and watch him be surprised when they pop out!!!!
build a mini monastery and dress them up as monks
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