100 things to do with squirrels

1. Bugger them.

 

2. A tasty alternative to chicken.

 

3. Teach them karate'

 

4. Throw them at your arch enemies.

 

5. put them in hitler costumes and send them to israel

 

6. Help them understand french films

 

Dance, dance with the pretty squirrels

 

Live action version of that game where you hit the moles or whatever with a hammer...

 

9. get it baked

 

I'd feed it a cheeto.... {funny story, when I was real little I tried to feed a squirrel a cheeto and it bite me and my parents had to take me to the emergency room for a rabes [sp?] shot and I was more mad that he wouldn't take the cheeto from me then I was that he bite me. }

 

that is the funniest fucking thing ihave heard all day!!!!

 

You could be like my dad and hide in the garage with a pellet gun and then shoot them when they go for the bird feeder.... I threaten to call peta whenever I am home,

 

make a hat out of them

 

not to change the topic,but I knew these guys who would feed the racoons in yosemite sugar cubes...the coons would wash everything before eating,needless to say the sugar cubes just disappeared!!!Thats either really funny,or a little saddistic depends on how you look at it.When I was a little girl in michigan we fed the squirrels graham crackers....

 

anal stimulation

 

steal their nuts.

 

find a dead one and hang it from a noose with a note penned to it saying "i can't take it anymore!!! I CAN'T FIND MY NUTS!!!!!"

 

Put one in the microwave at school and set the timer so it'll explode right about lunchtime.

 

stick it on your car antenna.

 

Right on!

Fuck "hide the hamster" when we can play "hide the squirrel"

Well... the tail makes all the difference.