100 things to do with squirrels

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by Ash_Freakstreet, Jan 14, 2005.

  1. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

    1. Bugger them.
  2. puddin

    puddin Banned

    2. A tasty alternative to chicken.
  3. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    3. Teach them karate'
  4. puddin

    puddin Banned

    4. Throw them at your arch enemies.
  5. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

    5. put them in hitler costumes and send them to israel
  6. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    6. Help them understand french films
  7. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

    Dance, dance with the pretty squirrels
  8. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

    Live action version of that game where you hit the moles or whatever with a hammer... :rolleyes:
  9. WynterFrost

    WynterFrost Short Bus Rider

    9. get it baked
  10. I'd feed it a cheeto.... {funny story, when I was real little I tried to feed a squirrel a cheeto and it bite me and my parents had to take me to the emergency room for a rabes [sp?] shot and I was more mad that he wouldn't take the cheeto from me then I was that he bite me. :) }
  11. WynterFrost

    WynterFrost Short Bus Rider

    that is the funniest fucking thing ihave heard all day!!!!
  12. Hipkatmeow

    Hipkatmeow Member

    You could be like my dad and hide in the garage with a pellet gun and then shoot them when they go for the bird feeder.... I threaten to call peta whenever I am home,
  13. shinta

    shinta Member

    make a hat out of them
  14. audreyanne

    audreyanne Member

    not to change the topic,but I knew these guys who would feed the racoons in yosemite sugar cubes...the coons would wash everything before eating,needless to say the sugar cubes just disappeared!!!Thats either really funny,or a little saddistic depends on how you look at it.When I was a little girl in michigan we fed the squirrels graham crackers....
  15. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

    anal stimulation
  16. prism

    prism :o

    steal their nuts.
  17. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    find a dead one and hang it from a noose with a note penned to it saying "i can't take it anymore!!! I CAN'T FIND MY NUTS!!!!!"
  18. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    Put one in the microwave at school and set the timer so it'll explode right about lunchtime.
  19. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    stick it on your car antenna.
  20. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

    Right on!

    Fuck "hide the hamster" when we can play "hide the squirrel" ;)

    Well... the tail makes all the difference.

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