100 things to do with squirrels

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  1. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    1. Bugger them.
     
  2. puddin

    puddin Banned

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    2. A tasty alternative to chicken.
     
  3. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    3. Teach them karate'
     
  4. puddin

    puddin Banned

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    4. Throw them at your arch enemies.
     
  5. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

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    5. put them in hitler costumes and send them to israel
     
  6. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    6. Help them understand french films
     
  7. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    Dance, dance with the pretty squirrels
     
  8. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    Live action version of that game where you hit the moles or whatever with a hammer... :rolleyes:
     
  9. WynterFrost

    WynterFrost Short Bus Rider

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    9. get it baked
     
  10. peace_is_possible

    peace_is_possible Member

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    I'd feed it a cheeto.... {funny story, when I was real little I tried to feed a squirrel a cheeto and it bite me and my parents had to take me to the emergency room for a rabes [sp?] shot and I was more mad that he wouldn't take the cheeto from me then I was that he bite me. :) }
     
  11. WynterFrost

    WynterFrost Short Bus Rider

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    that is the funniest fucking thing ihave heard all day!!!!
     
  12. Hipkatmeow

    Hipkatmeow Member

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    You could be like my dad and hide in the garage with a pellet gun and then shoot them when they go for the bird feeder.... I threaten to call peta whenever I am home,
     
  13. shinta

    shinta Member

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    make a hat out of them
     
  14. audreyanne

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    not to change the topic,but I knew these guys who would feed the racoons in yosemite sugar cubes...the coons would wash everything before eating,needless to say the sugar cubes just disappeared!!!Thats either really funny,or a little saddistic depends on how you look at it.When I was a little girl in michigan we fed the squirrels graham crackers....
     
  15. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

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    anal stimulation
     
  16. prism

    prism :o

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    steal their nuts.
     
  17. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    find a dead one and hang it from a noose with a note penned to it saying "i can't take it anymore!!! I CAN'T FIND MY NUTS!!!!!"
     
  18. NaykidApe

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    Put one in the microwave at school and set the timer so it'll explode right about lunchtime.
     
  19. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    stick it on your car antenna.
     
  20. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    Right on!

    Fuck "hide the hamster" when we can play "hide the squirrel" ;)

    Well... the tail makes all the difference.
     

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