You should have received coupons in your e-mail after your 1,000th post. You might have not gotten them if you don't check the e-mail address you have registered with the forums that often. I remember getting my blowjob, I was only 15 or so at the time. It was magical.
I've always thought that it was an automated service. At least I know the TGK is obliged to provide the blowjobs through a legally ratified and rectified contract. You should hire a lawyer.
Some people talk once and say something. Some people have talked 10s of thousands of times and have said nothing.