10 Stoner Commandments

Worry not, for the Stoner Gods know that the omissions were purely a result of herb smokage in which the TopNotchStoner partook.

 

hahahaha too true

 

i wish i knew more people that followed these lol

 

i wish this was on a poster....
i think you should make it one!

 

you forgot a important one no stoner shall ever load stems or seeds in a bowl

 

I don't know about that one, man. There are those times when you know you're not gonna be able to buy another sack for a while, so you save all of the stems from an ounce of bud for a rainy day. I have done it plenty of times.

 

Stems contain THC.

 

The TopNotchStoner is right when he says stems are good for emergencies.. you'll find they're very useful when you're low on bud.

 

christ... i smoked 4 stem bowls a few nigths ago when i was drunk and wired on adderal. I just wanted to raise the buzz to a new level, maaann

 

yeah, stems are good only in times of need

theyve gotten me totally baked before so if i have no green, i will

 

i usually peel em then smoke the peels...anyone else do this?

peel is a great word btw... really weird

 

peeeeeeeeeeeeeel

 

see?

 

woww fuck stems yes i have tried peeling them but i dont do that shit takes way to long and still taste weird. I mean i mihgt smoke them in a huge emergency, ex like going to a concert and i couldnt find bud.

 

well that is what everyone is getting at

 

here here!

 

i was bored and made this into a poster kinda thing... check it outt http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/39888092/

 

LoL I dont respect number 2, 4, nor 7...Well I dont respect 4 because 4 brings 7 to me lol

My most important are 1 , 3 and 5 I guess

 

That's cool as shit. I think I will go smoke a bowl and come back and look at it. It seems so........formal and official seeing it like that.

BTW, I love DeviantArt. I have browsed the site many a time when I was blazed. Great site.

 

haha thanks