06/06/06 Will the Shit hit the fan?

*hands over bucket*

 

Thanks what day is it in America now?

 

September 3, 1983.

 

Ironic Im leaving to Branson on 6/6/06.... Hehe.. Makes me giggle. My crotch will explode from sexual tension. Girlfriend is coming... BUT SO ARE my parents So yes, the end of the world is coming.

 

Here we goooo, hold on tight!

 

hahahahahahahaha

 

Well, crotch is still here....

 

I bet the earth explodes at 6:00 tonight. I'm gonna go out and rob places, bang as many girls as I can, then get drunk on $500 rum I stole from the liquor store. But it occurs to me that maybe, since the earth is about to explode, I should do something different from the normal routine... but what?

 

Well, the world didn't end yet.
Fuck...

 

maybe shag a dog?

 

absolutely.

 

I just came up with a great parody movie: Shag The Dog. Too bad the worlds gonna end, so I'll never get to make it.

 

060606
Nothing has happened hitherto
4 mins left, btw

 

well it's a local election day today. i voted this morning. so far everything in my immediate surroundings is still here and not visibly signifigantly chainged.

=^^=
.../\...

 

I can just see all the people who thought it would end today moping around. Because, truth be told, they want the world to end. There's absolutely no reason to believe that the world will end today, except that these idiots just find anything they can to indicate something will happen, because they're tired of their same old boring-ass lives. They wish the world would end just so something would happen.

And I guarantee there will be a bunch of emo songs lamenting that the world didn't end. Fuck, if they wanna die so bad, it's not hard to off yourself. But no, they sit around and sing and write dumbass poetry about it, because it's cool to WANT to die, but you can't sit around and be cool in your suicidalness if you actually die. That's the rub.

 

well, seeings as i'm in australia, i can assure you. nothing happened yesterday. hah.

 

Somehow God forgot to fuck the world up. Guess he was drunk or something.

 

fuck why am i still alive? ??? HUH?

THIS EFFIN SUCKS!!!!!!! wheres the end of the world ??????

*jumps out window*

 

Did anyone get you yesterday? It was National Emo Kid Beatdown Day...

 

lmao ... nah man, i decided to cut my wrists open and force me a tear or 2.

joke time:

i wish my grass were emo, so it'd cut itself

(ps. i dont hate emos or anything, i just find them funny and like anyone else, they are interesting to see)