“If” Canada got invaded by another Country

What is this "Canada" you speak of?

 

This place up north where alot of gay people migrate to

 

Beats me.

 

Vermont?

 

Provincetown, Massachusetts ?



Hotwater

 

yes. both of you are right.

 

So "Canada" is in New England.

Watch out Hotwater, you may be in the belly of the beast.

 

Canada is in the ass of every American.

 

So "Canada" is also the prostate?

Man...

Sounds like an odd concept, Canada.... who would want to invade that?

 

I was thinking that too, a lot of people in my area come from farming backgrounds and farmers generally have guns... and so do our law enforcement, military, and organized crime (biker gangs etc)...

Not to mention every house or garage has hundreds of empty beer bottles waiting for return, rags of some kind, and reasonably cheap gas to make molotovs... oh and lots of snowmobiles to move supplies through 10 feet of snow.

Go to google and look up the Battle of Stalingrad... That's what would happen

They can bomb our igloos into snow rubble and we just need more snow to rebuild them

 

Hotwater

 

Yo. Right here.

 

I see that alot of people have "Canada" listed as a location on these forums.

I did not know that so many people lived in asses, or in Vermont.

 

uke:

 

Well, there is alot of stuff/people up in my ass, possible enough to qualify it as its own country. I'm sure its got a pretty damn good economy going right now.

 

But doesn't the economy just go down the shitter every once in a while?

 

Yeah, but since I eat my own shit, that makes it very stable

 

Hmm...


So where does the majestic moose come in? I thought Canada has some moose.

 

Notice the complete lack of anyone trying to make a serious case for Canada