Next door to Harry Potter's aunt's house down the road from an Australian's sheep shagging training school with no roof.
Sheep.
Me.
I think...um..er...ummmm... let's see now.... Oh yes!!.. I've just remembered...I rub my cock!!...Phew, what a relief - I nearly forgot. (Falls on...
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On Saturday I went for my annual medical checkup. The nusrse said, ''You have got to stop wanking!'' ''Why?'' I asked. ''Because'' she said...
Only stop when you are doing it in an insane place with your aunt, especially if she is nutty as a fruit cake and totally doolally.
No, no...I was on my way back from a fancy dress party, I was dressed up as knight in full armour, I was even still sitting on my horse!!
I fell backwards off a cliff by mistake. I was shit scared so I wanked like a maniac just before I hit the ground.....
God knows why.
Oh sorry....about 3'' to5.5''- my measurements, so it has to be right! OK?
Blue balls is a silly myth - what goes blue? All you can see is the scrotum, nothing to do with your balls. They are glands that produce sperm...
You can't make it bigger, you can't make it smaller - your legs don't shrink if you run a lot, your hands don't grow if you pump iron too much,...
There is a big misunderstanding about what happens to semen if it is not ejaculated through sex or masturbation. A number of forums have long...
2 muppets have posted encouraging this boring moron.
Moongazer: Incredible! Exactly the same happens to me!! Now where did I leave my car keys?
The masochist said to the sadist 'Please, hit me'...But the sadist said 'No'. Or as the late comedian Bob Monkhouse once said..'They all...
Magnet, I was so wrong! You must keep posting every day -it is a MUST read! Where did you learn to write with such eloquence? Your command and...
Can I quit masturbation for good? You write drivel and go through life boring everyone to death. Little wonder the woman at the kung-fu class is...
Yawn...
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