A good seller on ebay - um, tell you what, how about a this month's special offer: a cummy Kleenex wrapped in a banana skin surrounded by my ant's...
Of course, make sure it's dry first
After cumming in a new Kleenex, pm me if you would like me to send you one.
You may find 'it snot' worth it.
First get a good ear-ection.
Bad news I'm afraid - people who ask plonker questions like this havn't the brains to ever start. Back to the coloring in book.
It depemds how you masturbat.
I had a pet bird called a Whinky-Whankey bird from South Africa, very unusual as it's foreskin was attached to it's eyelids...so every time it...
Yes, I have done something a lot more gross and disgusting....dare I say it....but just for a moment I had this terrible thought that you were...
I'll do it with my ant (sorry, aunt).
It's all a matter of adaptation - ever since I was knee high to a grasshopper my ant (sorry aunt) would say to me: 'Son, (she was a bit confused)...
I always keep a small penis handy in my tool box in case I have to dig a stone out of a horse's hoof. Also, good as an emergency toothpick...
Say to him: 'You are so right you toss-potting, dick headed, pig fucking arse-hole ...umm..sir' Then run like fuck! (but not while you are...
DON'T DO IT!! If you get an infection in your urethra (pee tube) it can be very difficult to eliminate BUT if that spreads to your kidneys then,...
Well, it's funny really, my aunt lost her SIM card during one of her 'experimental' stages, if you know what I mean. Anyway, as she now couldn't...
My aunt masturbates with her cell phone up her ****.
Yes, when I masturbate in an insane place while eating my cum with a family member on a train at work watching my favorite porn site using a pet...
Did you 'thing' a 'thong' of praise to it?
Quote: ''with my aunt sleeping in the floor'' She must have been all tangled up in the floorboards.
Strange....I couldn't see any blood.
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