The only way I can pee when I am erect is to tell myself a really funny joke as I am standing at the bog..then I piss myself laughing. Works...
A male chauvinist friend of mine says that if he is shagging his gf outside and it starts to rain he makes her go on top to keep him dry. I told...
Good news on your site, Brother McGregor, I see that the Brit scum bag Brother Jim has snuffed it. Do us all a favor and follow suit.
1. No. 2. Ask her to take her false teeth out.
Have you tried standing with your back to the traffic on the freeway?
I like ants in my pants for obvious reaons.
Like I said...
Watching Brother McGregor giving a pig a blow job!
You're ...[gasp!]....right of ...[groan!]....course....[shudder!]....we are all....[oooo its cumming].....guilty...
How about a woman who grows melons?
Take 1 melon/water melon, cut a hole in through the skin and flesh but leave the seeds in the centre, hole diameter to give a snug to tight fit...
Well pyrogirl, lilprincess, or what ever you call yourself, buy a book on penises and...guess what buy a book on cunts open them and try reading...
No, but it does make you a fantasist! Done quite a bit in your first two days of masturbating, haven't you? You have posted 13 times today and...
Then you can say..'After cumming, I went'.
If I saw someone with their legs in an A shape I would think 'I hope he is enjoying his wank, lucky twat'.
You can have the best of both worlds by masturbating but not ejaculating. Thats how I do it. Takes a lot of practice, though. Once you have...
Up what or whom?
You posted this to outrage, didn't you?....Didn't you? No, you didn't, you horrible sod.
I masturbate every morning when I wake up. I find it very calming for the day ahead. Normally too tired last thing at night.
I did it once at a sheep auction in mid Wales! My ant (sorry aunt) caught me at it and started singing 'Baa Baa Black Sheep Have You a Hairy...
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