Finally... someone who understands. It's just so annoying to see someone commit serial monogamy. Especially when you get tied up in the game.
I got so sick of my girlfriend smothering me. She was telling me that she loved me every 5 minutes, and I missed a Fleetwood Mac show, because she...
Man, you just ruined my buzz.
Jews kick ass! You kick ass! Smoke one and we all kick ass!
Well, smoke another one...
Lately in my dreams, I am being shot. I always hear an explosion, gunfire, and somehow get fatally injured in all of my dreams here lately. The...
I work at a minimum wage diner job. It's corporate fucking America. But here is the trippy part. I had a suspicion that my boss was a stoner. She...
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