Haha...why wouldn't he be allowed?
You need to eat so you can stay strong and healthy. Eat something huh? Do it for me?
I know i'm so sweet and nice and caring. Not to toot my own horn.
I'm being dead serious. You're Jesus afterall.
I know you wouldn't punch me. Punches infact hurt. Haha...it was my asshole cousin who punched me in the face I didn't enjoy it. I don't enjoy...
Go ahead. I've never been slapped in the face before. I've been punched in the face but never slapped.
Gosh your like the sister i've always wanted.:D I don't usually use such language but golly gee you're super nifty.
You never slapped me in the first place...if people slapped me whenever I deserved it I would be slapped repeatedly every single day probably.
lmao omg I flipping love you.
God you stupid bitch. Don't worry though i've probably done worse.
To your mother. Yeah, I went there.
Okay i'll do it right now. You my lord and savior.
I wish I could like tomorrow. But I will someday.
Delta gives out these things to it's employees that give you a really discounted ticket all you have to do is follow a dress code and be on...
I really love "Gone With the Wind". It's an amazing movie.
Skank.*slaps you again*There ya go babe. I could totally get you a buddy pass maybe.
Me weird omg. I'm going to get my dress and write my speech. I'd like to thank Satan, Lucky, and sweet old fashioned baby's blood.
Ily to babe. I don't know my slaps are like rare gems. Perhaps another time grasshopper.
I couldn't even fly there that fast but it's a nice thought though. Thanks anyway. There's always the future though.
*slaps you in the face*you're not fat and ugly. I'll make you fat and ugly while you're on life support if you say that one more time. Jk but...
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