The only talk show I actually watch these days is the Tyra Banks show.
If I had a talk show it would just probably be me on stage with like random endings to sentences that I was thinking bursting out of my mouth and...
Like I was hosting a talk show or something. I would think like I was talking to actual people and be comical and witty. I talk to myself...
I agree with you on this one. They should send Ned packing.
Very true. I must be one of those stupid people he refers to for I find myself constantly watching him with nothing but a straight face and at...
Carlos Mencia can do a surprisingly accurate imitation of some people. He does a perfect John McCain. I saw a picture of the actual man and...
Yay! Harry Potter's birthday. They had to destroy the cake because it was Voldemort in disguise. It happens every year. I guess the books cut...
One can only dream...i've got two more years left of chances though...
I know. I would have been a whore if I had known I could get those test answers like she gave. Would have done me well. The only major crime...
It's a she actually. And I almost failed her class.
One of my old teachers was just arrested for a sex crime with a fourteen year old girl. She was so nice to. I'm so shocked and slightly amused....
I don't even remember the last time I drew something. I think I colored a page of one of my grandma's old coloring books a few months ago.
No. I don't think I should even be allowed to use crayons i'm so bad at drawing. But I can do a great page of a coloring book. I'm talking...
Markers bleed through paper whilst crayons leave the perfect waxy sheen. Way better.
Will be found in a box of crayons.:cool: Wouldn't it be depressing to be worse than a three year old?
Thanks. I feel much better already.
Yeah, i've been sick all weekend. I couldn't keep a thing down.
For a bag full of fluids. Apparently I have really deep vains. I have five holes in my arms. I'm fine though. I was really dehydrated. But...
Looks like i'll have to wait. My mother just spent about 5 minutes yelling at me. She's mad I don't want to wait to get checked out.
My temperature has gone up like .2 in the last twenty minutes.
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