That little kid just got attacked by a cat! I read a story today about a kid that saw a bear and ran away, even though he wasn't chasing him,...
hehe.... pinch, poke, you owe me a coke!
goodness.... those are great. Do you think people would pay me to be a temporary canvas thing? People could draw cool stuff like that all over...
"I'm gonna masturbate like a motherfucker tonight!!" haha... :)
Haha... that should be their new slogan... and they can pay me to say it on tv... :)
Gosh... and that soup was killer, too. I only got like four bites. :(
That sucks! There used to be this awesome rock station in Nashville that just played real rock n roll... not like Creed and shit... it was classic...
My mom is always complaining about how messy I am, when I'm really not... she's just anal and she follows me around waiting for me to mess...
Aww... I got a... um... well, no one even showed up for my birthday party. Except one dude who came rolling in at 11:30 and forgot why he was...
Yeah, dude... what the fuck happened? And why would you do something like that to a GIRL????? :eek:
But, you know.... so is my car..... At least I know where it came from, though.... :)
Yeah.... and that... ick.
I always bend over... ;)..... and take 9 sips of water from a glass.... it's weird... or you can just take 9 sips, without breathing.... I just...
I hate that! I also hate how that really loud fan comes on whenevery you turn on the light, so you can't leave the light on while you're sleeping...
haha... it's funny, because I'm still trying to eat my french fries while I'm hiccuping, and I'm afraid I might choke again.... I'm retarded....
I was trying too hard to remember how to spell darriere.... or something.... then I gave up and my mind went blank. :(
I just choked on an old french fry from lunch, and now I have the hiccups really bad... I'm going to fall off my chair, methinks...
haha... um... sorry. And butt. I'm dumb... :(
Awww! How sweet! I remember my first ultrasound when I was like 9 weeks along... he was bouncing around like a little mexican jumping bean.... I...
Blork......
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