My mom's theory is most people want to marry someone whom looks like they do. I'll admit many of the couples in the newspaper's wedding section...
[img] How about an intercourse hello? That would really break the ice.
Drinks from toilet.
Stop. You're giving Mike a woody again.
Pees standing up.
That's a good idea. You should have a Munchie Wagon, drive around and service all the areas where stoners hang out.
I bet you sound like the squeaky teen on the simpsons.
Let's get ready to rummmmbaaaaal! mmm..rumballs :drool: Okay no George Mason, so my teams are: Florida Oregon Wash State What an...
Sorry Jesus could not have known he would be crucified on a cross, therefore this entire quotation is garbage, not unlike much of the book it was...
Knows a great asshole when she sees one.
Liar! Now look what you did. I spilt my bottle of scotch all over my porn. Now I have to change my sheets for the third time today! [img]
stinky feet
I used to be angry at your age. LSD and transcendental meditation helped me greatly. Your desire to dominate will only result in YOUR total...
Stupid me I thought it might be some kind of synonym for female.
Did you take off from the Sanford/Orlando Airport? Both my dad and stepdad each had planes parked there in the early 80s. Except my stepdad's...
It sucks you never know how firm the other guys shake will be, especially if you end up crushing his knuckles together.
Choirboy 101
That's weird our 9th Grade teacher taught us how to give a proper handjob. Hmm... [img]
Pick up a hobby that will help you in a fulfilling career later on. If you like games, maybe dabble in software development and make your own....
Is it just polar bears, or can we also not talk about panda bears, and does he think koalas are bears, because if he does, I really don't think we...
Separate names with a comma.
