Wear green, smoke green, spend green, and drink green. (Bailey's Irish Cream)Yum:p HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY EVERYONE!!!!
Depends when are you heading out this way?
I ran away from home two weeks before turning 18 and I was on shrooms, so my stepdad sent the police after my ass. I got tasered and handcuffed...
yo mama's so skinny she stood sideways and stuck out her tongue and she looked like a zipper.
weddings make me think of my fiance'
I'm hungry.:confused: No money
pengiuns make me think of tuxes
Talk to it like you would a shrink (people will think you crazy)
Ya know what's worse I'm actually thinking about becoming a vegan and that won't go over well at my house either.:(
Ya know I went to that PETA website and it's actually starting to sway my mind. I've also listened to many different views on this forum. So I'm...
my stepdad cut into teeny tiny pieces
By 100 and use them at the dogsled races in Alaska
Yo mama's so fat she climbed Mount Everest and now it's a valley.
bad idea: cutting your wrists good idea: giving free hugs
Oprah Winfrey is Bob Marley's Godmother
a venus flytrap:X
I wouldn't. I'd stuff it then mount it on my wall like hunters do to deer. j/k
Ok then I don't want to be a leperchaun anymore, I'm a werecheetah. How's that for creative?
I used to consider moving into my boyfriend's house but I thought better of it. Patience is a virtue isn't it?
Isn't it strange that when you talk to somone with an hour or more time difference your actually talking to your past or future in a way. What do...
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