Mother!!!!!!!
alright, alright. but can you also pick up a sixer for me and noah?
jews are ok... it's those damn christians you have to worry about. and no mother, you didn't fail me. but it's tough to eat m&m's when they keep...
(|) Garfield
I hope everyone sees what I have to deal with on a century to century basis. One of my parents is on a power trip and the other is a virgin....
i should have been a rockstar. they get all the chicks.
my mother mary's masterbating milk mustache mayhem! so she says [img]....
betrayed again! I can't handle these humans. you have no reason to feel anything towards my father. I am your savior!! I died for you!! not...
should i keep going, father, or are you going to give me the respect i deserve?
fuck it. here's some secrets god makes me keep: 1) I was married to a whore 2) Humans were planted on the earth by ancient Martians 3) Your...
i just played my cards well. you don't know how to rule. otherwise you would have holidays and such. and thanks for the comment about the nail...
need some help, father? i can call up the crew and have them take care of this guy.
I just want to express my feelings towards my father... I really don't appreciate the way you run things around here. I mean, what the hell...
see what i have to deal with? imagine growing up in "the house of God" and then you leave me hangin like you did!
then why did you raise me on fish and wine?
i like to have sex, and my father is an idiot
I'm so tired of your dumb posts, Father.
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