Have you seen the movie set in Ireland called "Lamb". When they realised what the priest and the young boy were up to, they deported our film...
Fuel is more than £7.00 a gallon in the UK. People from the US, often do not realise that the price on our pumps is in Litres.
That all sounded quite cheap to me. Then I realised that the UK price in kilos, so yours are quite a bit more expensive..
Look on the bright side. At least you posted in the correct forum. :D
Q. What would you do, if you were told that you only had a few hours to live. A. Go to school, where every hour feels like an eternity.
We all make mistakes, but some of them are harder to live down than others. In a paper, I once described a micro organism as a micro orgasm....
Dreams have always puzzled me. Mine start off with me being lost, then unable to find my car. Then I get back to a sort of commune where...
Fred Zinnemann was one of my greatest supporters. The actors don't sound as if they have a mouth full of marbles. :D [MEDIA]
I just use a Revox A77 and a crossover microphone pair. Music has an amazing clarity, when no one messes around with it. :D [MEDIA] Needless to...
Winding idiotic officials up is always great fun. :D
Joking aside, drinking too much demineralised or distilled water in the hope of avoiding toxins, can be more dangerous than you ever realise....
I call it dihydrogen monoxide and confuse everyone. :D
All religions claim that their is only one God, so perhaps we just have different earthly names for him (or her). It is hard to believe that...
Animal farm springs to mind when it comes to that one. As for students, they seem to feel that they were put on earth to reinvent the wheel....
Jane opened the account, then forgot about it as she does all the time. I found it a while later. If she comes across it again, we will probably...
The only thing that gets you life imprisonment in the UK these days is parking on a yellow line. I fear that parking on a double yellow line may...
What you say about potassium is completely true. Normally we obtain it from dark vegetables such as broccoli and sometimes it is lacking in our...
So if the prisoners desire them long enough, will they get a set of keys.? :D
Whops...... I don't want to be the one starting WW111.
One problem is overnight, weekends and holidays. Major companies can afford to operate an IT desk 24/7. The night shift often take care of the...
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