Nancegollan
Dentist's drill ... as long as it's somebody else sitting in that chair Why do members of the medical profession always say "No this isn't...
Will never settle for the merely absurd, when the supremely absurd is readily available to hand
Whatever you are foolish enough to put in it. What's your favourite machine?
You've never sat in the cox's seat, have you?
I really love reading about the world's hardest Su Doku puzzle ... don't you?
Came second ... having forgotten to inject the front end's rear end as well as the rear end's rear end. He's still sore about that, having been...
The last time I was in town and desperate for a pee ... I went in, asked if I could see the Particulars for a £750,000 property, and then said...
Neath
Is trying to update the Guinness Book of Records ... her first new edition will be called the Guinness Book of iTunes
Dundalk
Got very confused on her first day working on the construction site, when the foreman gave her two shovels and told her to take her pick
Motherwell
South Pacific
Her father's called Robert ... and she always gets really miffed when people say "Bob's your uncle"
No ... I wouldn't say often ... Barbed wire: friend or foe?
Cool ... but Swansea doesn't end in T :bobby: Okinawa
dun
Has spent the last six months trying to think up a joke about Beachy Head ... and is still working on version 1.0
niggle
Separate names with a comma.
