We can still be useful for killing bugs and doing oil changes.
That would make him invicible [img]
What the fuck you call me a stupid fuck you stupid fuck.
I'm not a big fan of clothes either. [img]
Choose wisely. I pick: Paperclip Lampshade Watermellon
Bozo or Homey D. Clown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyuA7zWiiM4&mode=related&search=
The only thing dumber than energy vampires are people that believe in energy vampires.
Yeah but those opportunities come up so rarely it's a shame not to try.
First some bitch almost hits me headon. She was in the median to turn into the postoffice and I'm going the other way about 30 and all of a sudden...
Don't like it. False advertising. Though I am a sucker for mascara and eyeliner.
Do you subconsciously kick me? Cause I could swear someone just kicked me in the medulla.[img]
Is it painful?
Joanie Loves Chachi [img] Haha I can't keep a straight face :D MASH started to suck by the 80s but so did all the sitcom I liked in that...
I've always been a funny fucker, and have had to stifle my funniess greatly to keep from getting in trouble.
I love that word catty wompus.[img] I love it so much I've dedicated my life to it. I agree with Rubin that there is never a need to make the bed....
I eat the old ones. :drool:
Shouldn't this thread be in the Bullshit forum.
So can they steal my life energy while I'm kicking the shit outta 'em? Let's set up an experiment.
Compare and contrast the various sexual positions. You can even bring a hooker for demonstrations. An A for sure. [img]
I think we may need a pic of you gorging on a big vat of rocky road. [img]
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