Moms will just haunt you from the grave...'tis a fucker of a predicament, I know.
I distinctly remember a mention of pube pics in another thread. Please make that happen Wendy.
Why did I read this whole thread?
Pretty much the same here, Sept. something or other to the end of January. Slug season is on as of now...lasts a week.
I pity masturbate myself upwards of three times a day.
If she's against doing it I don't force the issue. But I will move on from her to one who will. To put it bluntly...it's a warm hole.
I turned the heat up so I could wack off in comfort with the window open.
I went to school with a Thai girl. She was disgustingly hot...but always smelled like fish sauce.
The only good thing about winter is soup. And erect nipples.
Woman, you promised ginger pubes...ante up, already.
I'm sure get to all that after the nap.
Of course...
Show us something for Christ's sake...
Best poop thread ever!
Those sandpaper tongues are pure magic on your gootch...
I was going to be a dick and post something smarmy about ladyboys...but I won't.
Hurry
I'm a hit at any Bear/Cub function in town. All the twinks wanna buy me whiskey.
Sarcasm. Catch It!
Girls have cooters?
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