grease the dingus...
Not that there's anything wrong with that, lol.
Careful what you wish for. You just might find yourself hog tied in some diesel dyke's musty basement.
There's so much faulty logic in your post it almost makes me feel sorry you. Almost.
Ballantine Ale if you can find it. Mighty tasty brew even if it is cheap and bottled in Ft. Wayne!
Or use it to pay off all that debt...rebuild New Orleans...buy some vets new limbs...
One of the few good things about Ohio is the complete lack of scorpions.
Hey, at least they're calling.
Aww, man...just wrap it in the toast and swallow.
I'd do that without prompting. Not that you'd want me too...just sayin'. Whooahhhh!
Was it a lady driving? Maybe she wanted hers buttered.
Same with any shaved area...either keep it smooth like a nectarine or leave it wild. I can do without stubble burn on my nose. Or my chin for that...
Where's Mojo Nixon when you need him?
Maybe they could force the little swine to do pilates. Then everyone could feel better about it.
Fine...push me off the bridge you bastards.
I had a friend who got some...well...by not exactly legal means. It was the in the form of those breath strip things that dissolve in your mouth....
I work in an office with about 130 employees. The dumb ass repetitive catch phrases I can stand. What annoys me more is the ineptitude of people...
I'm washing the blood and mucous off.
I thought you were married? Buy us both one on hubby's credit...
Turned away from the light, eh?
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