1) Golf 2) NASCAR or racing in general 3) Bodybuilding
I hate it when I can't get one out. I pound and pound and pound away...nothing. Not even a baby nut.
Why is John Malkovich crouching next to your tree? Did you startle him? Did he come in, uninvited? Is he researching a role?
Ditto. I'm running out of old music to get into...gonna be a sad day when it happens.
I've had pretty good luck ordering online. When I bought my MacBook from Apple they said it would arrive the next day. I laughed and said "Sure"....
It didn't look like it would've went too well with the 192 Keystone Lights we had with us. Busch Light maybe...but not Keystone.
Sometimes. :D
coffee and peanut butter
I pulled a maggot infested cat corpse out from under a camper once when I was tripping. We rolled the festering little fucker onto eight or nine...
I really want some rain boots made of discarded foreskins.
It really shouldn't be painful. Taking a dump isn't normally painful...so why would anal sex be? The bottom line is (get it? bottom? ho ha!)...
There are no guarantees of a Merry Christmas. Just sayin'.
My doctor is a hot lady doctor. I call and schedule prostate exams every couple of weeks but she either refuses or cancels on me. Not once has...
"The research shows that the basic male tool kit is under threat." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How bad could it be. I mean, it's not like they're gang raping anyone into the forum. Or are they??????
God damn...it's bad enough I gotta sort the rocks out of beans before I soak 'em...now I have to dissect olives before I eat them.
If you find it, mail it to me.
Keep taunting him and see how much he smokes....y'know, let's find out how commited the fucker is to this.
I'm not real picky about where I put my dork...so yeah, I'd fuck her. And you. And you, and you....
Usually twice a week. I do my grocery shopping on Sunday, but usually have to make a return trip sometime during the week for some random item.
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