Rodan would beat them both down.
Can your feet swim?
LOL nice...
I got it first time I read it. Then again, I'm southern, and we're known for those sorts of expressions.
Do you have a stove or oven by the bed too? Raw emo is nasty.
Yeah, but I got fired from that job. Now I'm an accountant.
So it is like stalking practice then?
Where the hell do you think I work?!?
Too bad I didn't get here sooner. This thread could have really taken off. I'll give you credit for the "except he would probably be carving it...
I thought an emo was sort of like an ostrich, only smaller.
I'm at work, and the lady who cleans the floor is really pretty. Maybe I should just grind these things into the carpet as much as possible.
Today, I can literally say that the chips are down. I'm very unhappy about it too. I just bought the chips, and then I went and spilled a bunch...
That seems more like a matter of perspective than anything else.
It's good to have a hobby. I'm just saying...
Do you know that over 1 people die every year of toaster related injuries?
Better than being bored I guess.
"by gum"? Who in tarnation says "by gum" dagnabbit?
that does seem annoying
I'm happy just knowing it's there.
Men are pathetic, and I'm no different. My current doctor looks a lot like Sushma Reddy. I've been very healthy lately.
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