Here's the stuff people call me regularly in real life... Boo Boobie Baby Boo Papi Daddy Foxy Foxy Lady Ricky
Yeah but you are weird.
Women like money and power, so become rich and take over the world. You'll have women to spare.
[img] I'm not sure if the dark spots are nipples or what, but they kind of look like wet spots, as if you are lactating.
That I'm sorry for the pain that they will be feeling tomorrow.
I tell every woman that I sleep with that I'm a virgin. I think it makes them feel special.
Where does being self-sexual fit into all of this?
Yeah, I didn't mean keebler.
I wouldn't mind watching a cage match between Michael Moore and Ann Coulter.
[img] This is my new favorite picture of you. Your eyes look happy.
Everybody keeps mentioning your eyes, but for what it's worth, your tummy rocks.
You look like an elf should look. I don't mean that in a bad way though.
se·pi·a /ˈsipiə/ –noun 1. a brown pigment obtained from the inklike secretion of various cuttlefish and used with brush or pen in drawing....
You might want to see a therapist about that Gary.
huh huh huh huh huh huh yer perdy huh huh huh
*spank*
Being immature is kind of fun though. I wish I still got a kick out of the armpit-farting trick. Talk about cheap and convenient entertainment.
I make 'em wear a dog collar and a leash too.
I keep seeing headlines about this Jenna 6 thing. I thought it was a video game or something. I guess I should go read up on it.
peg legs?
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