How about "hey, shroom, your skirt is caught in the back of your panty hose..."
Pffft. What about the all-in-one? Sexy lady that is also a cool guy... [IMG]
That's too bad, I hope you had on your depends...
I don't have vanities, I have insecurities...I also have a copy of shroom's penis documentary, if anyone wants to borrow it...
I've been told I smell like cake...it's the vanilla perfume I sometimes wear...
Did you catch the bouquet?
Isn't he really old by now?
You just reminded me that there is beer in the fridge. This is the sound of me cracking a cold one...pshhhht. Pissed is also means drunk in...
"Having a gun is an invitation for someone to shoot you." -Atticus Finch
I have that movie... It was meant to be filmed in colour, but the men looked so ghastly in the female makeup that idea was scrapped.
Yes on both. :biggrin: See? I am not the only one...
haha...:biggrin: *squeeze*
Maybe it is time to go build that treehouse you've always wanted...
Can I squeeze them?
Green. My husband's are also green, but our kids got blue and brown. Funny.
That happened to me once. Damn tree couldn't fall on my husband's crappy car right beside it, but fell on my fairly nice one instead. It also...
I can't stand hip hop. I can listen to most types of music, but I can't stand that "gangsta" shit...
I'm glad everyone else is ok. When I was younger our neighbor gassed himself in his car right across the street in broad daylight.
OK, now I get it.
I don't get it. I am from Canada, so you'll have to explain any "in jokes" about particular states....
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