You should put it in a sammich.
Maybe they thought she was a kid in theater make up...:biggrin:
I'm glad you have 2 exits for safety...
I think it's quackery. Unless you have an obstruction, your bowels are self-cleaning. It's as quacked as douching your vagina.
Fitzy, a blow up doll is not a boss...
I throw up every time I brush my teeth. Gag reflex from hell...
:smilielol5: OMG...that is awesome...
Well, this thread is a fail...:biggrin: [IMG]
Something awkward...like a big fat guy riding a small motorcycle... My dad says "looks like a pumpkin riding a peanut" :biggrin:
I love my cat. If you hurt her I will use your balls for batting practice... :biggrin: My sons love her too, and they also love dogs. I love...
It just shows that the chipmunk had more street cred...the cat has had it too soft... My cat scared the shit out of a squirrel, it jumped up onto...
haha...that's when I would put on my Isaac Hayes CD...Ohhhh Yeeeah.
You're welcome. :) It's from the front page, down near the bottom it says "view forum leaders"...
http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showgroups.php? Scroll down to where it says "super moderators"...stinkfoot is one, and he is usually around...
Haha, Creek that is a good one and very true... I make it a point never to ask that because so many women look pregnant but are not...
Sammiches are good. Do you think if I hopped into bed wearing a knitted penis my husband would laugh or run away?
Maybe the football had a picture of a really attractive female monkey taped to it? And if the monkey was drunk and desperate?
That skirt thing happened to me too. My sister and cousin were trying to make me show the boys my underwear... "Why did you only put makeup on...
I don't know, but my brother uses that saying..."looks like a monkey fucking a football"
Most definitely. You should also slap fitzy's face with the appendage...
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