oh babycakes, i'd steal a web cam just for you ;)
you best! and yeah i'd cook for you i like cooking sometimes i hate cooking at my house cause my kitchen is a shit hole if your kitchen is good...
cept you can't have a mistress cause you're not married anymore should have thought that divorce through huh
yeah... i hope my mom spends all the money she'd spend on crap and just buy copious amounts of booze
ooooh burn
i hate christmas. my mom is going to go absolutely insane depressed this year, i already know it no job, no money, no useless shit but she still...
well that was easy :)
aura, you go eat something right now god damn it! don't make me come down there! i was up at 8 am ... god why am i still awake? yeah so i didn't...
i fucking love drama, it makes me penis happy
you people just don't fucking understand! you're like my fucking parents! all you ever do is put me down you'lls all a bunch of big meanies why...
one day an old man will buy bigger boobs for me i pray and hope
well ijust vomited all over my room and myself seems like i may have had too much listerine time to quit and go to bed me thinksss.....
niooce tonights gonna be a mash up i can't wait to get my gnarly buzz on, hope you get here soon we've been sitting here with the sharpies waiting
i think he ment what kind of fart is your personality, not what kind of farts do you take :rolleyes:
oh totally, i got some awesome listerine too! sorry, that was just mean bad dean!
i don't know if you're being serious or not... well either way, good for you :)
totally boi, there's not much room in there, but i can arrange something for my homies
oh dude, i have some of that shit left over from the 80s nice and vintage tonight's gonna be a good night
i don't slap passers by....just my friends you know you'd have the time of your life hanging with me and my crew
dude spearmint is one of the original flavours i keep it old skool i was gonna say a racist joke, but i'm fucking it up so i won't but yeah,...
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