I guess it was less obvious than I thought: Everyone could try to add to this list in replies...yeah...
You've been with him. He hasn't been with you. :/
It seems like a lot of our topics our repeating themselves, how about we have this thread to accumulate a set of fresh topics, so when someone...
You don't love him. Trust me, You think you do but you don't.
wtf
Sorry, If you're a shy person, that's something you have to get over. No one can make you not shy.
Yeah
Well, there.
It's fine. You say you've had them a while? A real STD would have made you very ill by now.
Yeah I think you have a really sensitive prostate gland, and whenever you take a big dump, it get stimulated. Try to do it without shitting.
You already know your problem. It's the balls. These are them: oo (life-size) JK JK JK Talk to girls like you would talk to anyone, be friendly...
Blow it up. With explosives. Ka-Boom. It's the only way.
for me, athletic is best, a little meat is alright, completely flat is alright (as long as it's not concave or boney)
me too @ that
My dick ................. is in the stratosphere, floating effervescently into the sunset while Pearl Swans and Swedish Flamingos lick my balls...
I'm gonna print out your post and jizz on it.
Having the need is one thing.
keep trying she'll loosen up.
Besides the obvious contradiction that killing a million-cell flea is legal while killing a one-cell zygote is somehow wrong, the abortion issue...
I didn't know there were still women who don't do oral. But try to go in baby steps: Lick/head in/halfway/ slowsuck/fast suck/ etc.
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