Okay, I swear I'm not trolling here, and I'm not judging other men (or women for that matter) who subsribe to, or have this belief, but I have to...
"Welcome to Costco. I love you." (if you haven't the faintest idea of what I'm talking about, google it. You won't regret it.
I hate trucks. Not inherently, but where I live, if you're a male and you drive anything but a truck, you're considered effeminate. I don't mind...
A fun thing to do is when you walk through a festival parking lot yelling, "who's got my heady jenkem!" over and over again. I met my last...
Nah, that's rubbish. Demi Moore is still hot (though a little too skinny these days). I have distinct memory of being incredibly attracted to a...
I wish I could tell you there was a square mile in this country without a selfish asshole in it.
I had a physics professor who was kind of a proponent of that idea. He could go on an on about string theory and multi-dimensions and membranes...
Nancy Reagan sitting at a desk reading a pair of dirty underwear.
Kerouac was a GI Bill wannabe Jock who hurt his leg, couldn't play football anymore, lost his white Jock "status" and likely his Jock white...
Nancy Reagan.
My dentist tried telling me that I grind my teeth at night - said that my teeth showed wear and said that I might need a fucking $300 mouth guard...
Make him spend a day (or better yet a week) in an ICU waiting room, with nothing to do but eavesdrop on other people's tragedies.
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I attract crazy - not the raving lunatic type, but the insidious, sociopathic variety - so much so that I've learned to be very wary of anyone I...
Yes, thanks for sharing that. It makes me sad to know that some people won't read it simply because it's a long post. You know, I think there...
Absolutely true . . . briney chickpeas . . . yum.
If anyone could direct me to that office environment with little stress I'd be most grateful.
Yeah that's kind of weird.
There's something about 70's horror films, this one in particular, that just seem kind of magical. I don't know if it's the look of the film or...
How do "VOTE OUT the current establishment by reason of NO CONFIDENCE" when the very people placed before you as a "choice" are products of - and...
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