I don't get this mania over Pit Bulls anyway - what other breed of dog has it's own breed specific rescue centers? I have nothing against this...
If you get rid of the dog over this, you don't deserve to own a dog in the first place.
Reagan was calling the Taliban "freedom fighters" in the 80's when they were fighting Soviet Imperialism. The thing that really blows my mind is...
I feed from the bottom, you feed from the top I live upon morsels you happen to drop And coffee that somehow leaks out of your cup If nothing...
I stammer sometimes and mumble, but I really think it's because I don't talk very much. For me, I think it's a matter of lack of practice. I...
Here's my take on abortion and the legality of it in the U.S. #1 Until Christians manage to settle upon one universal sect AND manage to...
Eddie looks good on you, but then Eddie looks good on everyone.
Not so much. Can't stand it - gigantic waste of time.
I plan on eating the rich - is that suspicious enough for you?
Yes, I've found that to be very true - so much so, that I've had to end relationships over it. I become quickly dissatisfied if I'm forced to...
My uncle used to flip his dentures in his mouth and come after me. I'm still scared of the man.
Dark nipples that look like hershey kisses make me want to pop them into my mouth.
"Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me"
I remember those guys - that was such a bizarre bit.
I'd pick an infinite number of years. wwyd first if you discovered you had the ability to become invisible at will.
Probably the sexiest thing, the thing that turned me on the most, was when my girlfriend pushed me down on the bed, held my arms down to my sides,...
It's one of the strangest modern ironies that the mainstream, conservative Christian right of today, would have denounced Jesus as a pinko, commie...
I'd use my innate force powers to convince my employer that a 3 month sabbatical every year would only make the company more profitable. (waves...
Something about the color of the bone sticking out doesn't look right to me, but then again, I'm no expert on mummified giant fingers.
I get nervous around thuggish, gangsterish looking, acting people no matter what color. No single race has that market cornered. I see thug the...
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