I'm having sez as I type rhis - my partner is getting very annoy . . . oh shit, the condom broke.
Imagine if we devoted these resources to the war on poverty. This war on drugs is just another fine example of how batshit crazy the United...
I don't think there are significantly more idiots on the internet than anywhere else. I mean, 75% of the people I encounter on a daily basis...
We are talking about Wal-Mart here - this company is not known for treating their employees well. Don't even get me started on their policy of...
Just lead one on for about three months and snatch the Watchtower from their hands every time they come around and rudely read it in front of them...
National and State Parks wouldn't need money if they would just let nature reclaim them. I always found it odd that an institution whose...
One of the best documented hauntings in the United States took place in a freakin' Toys'R'Us - so why not?...
I can't say that I blame your partner for not wanting your child to be around cigarette smoke - 30 minutes seems a bit excessive though. I also...
Eats plantain and hummus sandwiches for lunch on week days, while listening to Radiohead's Pablo Honey and invariably becomes sad and nostalgic.
Promise me that if your vagina ever does gain the ability to type that you'll let it get published, because -more than anything else in the world...
I tried "liberal, clever, tomboyish, brunette, small breasts" I got Kunoichi [IMG]
I wish I had a typing vagina - I would be very productive. (the above is a sentence never before written in the English language.)
Yeah, they must be closely related and Hey, if it doesn't work at least I'll have cool looking LED lights in my garden! :2thumbsup:
COOL! I'll have to try that. Thanks.
Totally agree 100%. What's up with all the harsh ass lighting? Another reason I like "Ifeelmyself.com" - natural lighting and artsy angles - and...
These little bastards decimated my acorn squash vines. Obviously, I don't want to use pesticides because what's the point of growing your own...
Fishy? No. Briney? Maybe a little at first - ah but once you get those juices flowing it's like wading in the velvet sea. Love it.
I don't know whether to advise you to get a dictionary or an anatomy book. One thing I do know, you are a Jedi of irony.
No - but I have regretted the manner in which I broke up with someone. Have you ever had sex with someone just to get them to leave?
Keep moving forward - cautious, joyful, relentless.
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