A copper from West Clapham Junction Had a knob that had long ceased to function Til the end of his life He deceived his poor wife With some snot...
While we're at it, the Rugby Song about Mrs. Puggy Wuggy is a good one Try singing this one drunk, fast. Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt...
There once was a man from Beirut Who found seven warts on his root He poured acid on these So now when he pees He holds the damned thing like a...
I can't tell. You need to post a picture of your behind for us to be able to tell.
Yeah, but if I pulled that I'd be in Guantanamo right now. That's all I was saying. I wouldn't want to be on record as having tried to bomb a...
Jesus, man, I was eating!
Imagine if a MAN had done this? BOSTON (AP) - A former strip-club waitress mailed condoms filled with a potentially explosive mixture to a...
I'm not attacking the OP.
Phishing alert.
Jared for the love of Christ. Paying a lawyer back $1500 or so would be cheaper than a $5,000 fine, or lost time and trouble in jail. If you...
I don't believe you intended malice. But it was particularly awkward.
CC, there was no malice in my statements, just this isn't the right time. Nor would "gee, seeing as how you're pregnant already, can we "do it"?...
Dude, she's going through a tough period and some tough decisions, she's been through a total rollercoaster, and you're asking to see her t*ts?...
Dude, NO. That is NOT appropriate.
If you took my remarks as insult or blame, that's your problem, but it wasn't the way they were meant. Given your state, I'll ignore that comment...
Vince - if the Fantastic 4 are zombies why can they talk?
Sigh Never said you acted on it. I was just saying... Jesus never mind.
Shut up Ewok. If you want election corruption check out what happened in some ridings in Lieberal country, where the vote for the Liberals was...
Subsitute me for you, substitute "girls" for "boys" and watch the hostility roll in... 's what I'm saying.
Nope, sure as hell never that.
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