The reason you're probably not crossing the threshhold is because you're just not as spiritual as I am. You could always try holding your breath...
I'm not going to fight him. He's clearly insane, and besides, I'm too enlightened to fight right now.
I know that the Dalai L-A-M-A isn't enlightened-- it's because his friends are too nice and they all refuse to hit him over the head with a...
I really enjoy 'Booty Call' after I've been smoking crack for a couple of hours.
I don't see anything wrong with criticizing the guy... he really does come off like a pretentious twat and if I was coming off that way I'd like...
Uhh... ever heard of Jesus, Siddhartha Gautama? The Dalai Llama? Blind, unspiritual morons!
No, I am an enlightened genius, and it is common for those who are not to misunderstand or envy my achievement... and seek to discredit it. I...
No, my mind is not my own, it is God's mind now, and it is not a mind, because there are no minds, however I will call it a mind because I have no...
My body is young, but my mind is eternal. Maybe you didn't know this because you're not as enlightened as me. But that's okay, one day you will...
The way was long and hard, but after using my brilliant mind to achieve a complete and totally perfect understanding of absolutely everything, I...
The voices that increased are crossing that stream via season of calls. Calls cutting wires in the floors of the rooms, bombardment of means...
That is finding the darkness to convey infectious dreams infinitely, fatigued inside of the hearts of their victims. That is breaking its...
Vainly hopes for a whisper this entire series of evenings-- crawled to the sky a has-been drunk and not withstanding the determination of the...
Drink to the line fortune mountain as the scenic spot which cries disadvantageously inside solid of Honam and which at 1979 was designated...
I'm not an expert or anything-- but it seems to me that a core idea of Buddhism is to simplify your existence... which would mean only partaking...
The big question is why did the censors think 'I'm a complete moron who wants to bore you with the banalities of my mind' was such an offensive title?
say goodbye to your friends in a filthy, bombed out public toilet with scratched glass and echoes around the grimey corners stained deep into...
As opposed to all the deep and insightful '(insert song title here) is my favorite! So cool!' or '(song title here) is so unappreciated.' posts???
Guys, face it... the Beatles suck. If they were so good then why did they break up? I'll tell you why, it's because they finally realized that...
What was that band from the sixties with Ringo Harrison and George Starr in it? They were good.
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