Did it work?
I don't think of myself as anything-- sex just always seems like sex to me. I'm not going to go around telling everyone I'm bi though, because...
On the weekend I sucked some guy's cock. I met him on the Internet and now I'll never see him again. But I would totally be into doing it again....
Bamboo is rather nice. I can make blowguns and shoot people from my window.
I'm afraid of HIV, rats, my father, and girls.
I'd say 'You're kidding! Me too!', and divorce his mom.
Perhaps they would be merry...
No, they're all gay.
She has to be flexible for what I have in mind. So, yes.
visit abandoned amusement parks dedicate poems to trees enjoy the delusions of schizophrenics throw off insights that resonate deep...
I'm beautiful on the inside. Or no wait... no I'm not.
Actually I don't have any money so I'm going to have to pay him in sexual favours.
Well, I can definitely say the following with absolute certainty: You, TomS, are a great, great ****.
Enjoy your old, hard and semi-tasteless sticky buns that I got for 50 cents from the week-old section at the dodgiest bakery in town. I'm going...
Ha ha! The joke's on you! I lied! There's no icing!
Uhhh... yeah! Of course they do!
Stiiiiicky buns... I've got stiiiiicky buns... See? I'm not creepy at all!!!
Oh... so you know that trick do you?
I'm SO LONELY!!!! :(
I would meditate, or maybe climb a mountain, go for a walk, or go for a drive. Definitely I would like to be moving around when it hit.
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