I've hit my ex girlfriend in the eye and gave her red eye, but never hit myself in the eye, I've hit my face a few times and I hate getting it in...
My favourite foreign accent is the South African one by far, I don't think anyones mentioned that one yet.
My ideal woman would be someone who appreciates me for being me, of course it would help if she looked like Alyssa Milano.
I like my cock cause i can use it as weapon! Once when my girlfriend was sleeping I smacked her in the face with it and gave her a black eye. And...
Anaconda by name, Anaconda by nature!
This situation reminds me of something that happened to me a few years ago. My best friend and his girlfriend were thinking of spicing things up...
I voted more, cause my horniness never gives up.
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