[ATTACH] [ATTACH] WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Responding to “a situation of utmost urgency,” President Biden released the nation’s Strategic...
We need to keep Joe on ice and 100% on script.....
My, that is surely a heart felt apology to the Puerto Ricans and Latinos. Sure made me melt.....or puke.
Maybe tRump should put half the time he puts into lawsuits and various vitriol into programs and policies, he might actually accomplish something.
I'm gonna need some Xanax pretty soon over tRump. I'm wondering if I should take my portfolio over to cash before the big crash upcoming...
Yeah, I think he may have suicidal tendencies...about having too many videos...on too many important people. You know how immediately...
Boys, fight nice now.
Same system. The actual heat pump capacity of a refrigerator / freezer is pretty small, though, less than 1000btu. It took like an entire day...
It's just that he has his bully pulpit, X, that he'll announce victory at 9:01pm election night, and when it doesn't go his way, he'll condemn the...
I found it amusing that only after DuPont's patents on R12 and R22 refrigerants ran out, they were all of a sudden very bad for the environment....
True. The Doc said libido improvement was an off label use for it. Yeah, other SSRI's will definitely take the lead out of your pencil and they...
Says 99% of the men here...
Oh, and there was one big fat slob hanging by the entrance, who shouted "oh, the wait time is two hours..." Oh really? "Sure, yup, two hours - I...
I went to vote yesterday, I just dreaded it. First, of course, step one in voter suppression, no parking, so you had to fight for that for half...
Could you imagine the GOP outcry if Bill Gates handed out a million bucks for votes like Musk just did? Oh, wait, laws only apply to the little...
I think he feels he is so far ahead that he doesn't need to...or more like he is being advised to keep his mouth shut since he might come up with...
You and I know he is just going to skate. He will never pay his judgements either.
I think it's mass hysteria...
Hard to accept and plain hard to believe. But then again, who answers polls?
Hey Rudy - how heavy is that bag you've been holding for your boy tRump?
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